SHIELD YOUR ENERGY
🪬
10 STEPS FOR INSTANT
GOOD VIBES
TURN OFF YOUR SILLY PHONE
TURN ON HEALING FREQUENCIES
TAKE BIG DEEP BREATHS
DRINK GLASS OF LEMON WATER
SMELL SOME ESSENTIAL OILS
LIE DOWN ON FLOOR OR BED
BREW A LITTLE CUP OF TEA
GO OUTSIDE FOR SUNSHINE
MASSAGE YOUR FACE + NECK
SIT WITH A FUN PICTURE BOOK
x repeat as many times as you want
…just remember, you’re hot as fuck
and we’re all rooting for you!!!
NO MATTER HOW
HEALED AND STRONG
WE HAVE BECOME
WE ARE STILL SUSCEPTIBLE
TO BAD VIBES
NEGATIVE INFLUENCES &
SELF-LIMITING PARADIGMS
STRATEGY FOR RESISTING
CONSUMERISM EXCESS
1. Have you bought this before and really liked it? (yes/no)
2. Have you seen it in-person and already tried it out? (yes/no)
3. Has it been more than 2 weeks since you learned about this? (yes/no)
4. Will you use it more than 12 times (at least once per month)? (yes/no)
5. Would a trusted ally or Bolivian shaman say it’s worth the cost? (yes/no)
6. Have you already tried a generic version or cheaper alternative first? (yes/no)
7. Is this from a non-MAGA business (vs. amazon/big tech)? (yes/no)
8. Does this item solve a problem you’ve actually experienced in the last 30 days? (yes/no)
9. Will this bring you sustained joy and abundant health? (yes/no)
10. Could you afford this thing, if you still had your old job? (yes/no)
YOUR ANCESTORS
YOUR family
and YOUR friends
are all rooting
FOR you RIGHT NOW!!!
NOW, GO MAKE THEM PROUD!
11 ARCHONS + ENERGETIC EVILS
COMPLAINING
DOUBTING
GREED / EXCESS
JUDGING
FEARING
HARM
PERFECTION
CRAVINGS
ATTACHMENT
ILLUSIONS
CRAVINGS
ALCOHOL
WHITE SUGAR
BLUE LIGHT
SCROLLING
Where attention goes, energy flows.

