HOT GIRL
MAGIC
10 STEPS FOR INSTANT
GOOD VIBES 😎
TURN OFF YOUR PHONE
TAKE SOME DEEP BREATHS
DRINK SOME WATER
SMELL SOME AROMATHERAPY
LIE DOWN ON THE FLOOR
MAKE A LITTLE CUP OF TEA
GO OUTSIDE. GET SUNSHINE.
LIE DOWN + NECK MASSAGE
READ A GOOD LITTLE BOOK
x repeat as many times as you want
…just remember, you’re hot as fuck
and we’re all rooting for you!!!
SO I HEAR YOU WANNA
TREAT YOURSELF? 🤔
YES, GIRL!
YOU ARE A BOSS ASS BITCH.
YOU DESERVE IT ALL.
AFFIRM. AFFIRM. AFFIRM.
YOUR BOLIVIAN SHAMAN ELDER WOULD LIKE TO GENTLY REMIND YOU THAT
MONEY = VENOM
FREEDOM IS TRUE POWER
AND YOU CAN’T TAKE YOUR MATERIAL POSSESSIONS WITH YOU WHEN YOU ASCEND TO THE NEXT REALM!!!!!!!!
AND ALSO LIKE…
CAN IT JUST WAIT UNTIL LATER?
for some reason, there is a limited number of resources in the world
and there are these weird hypnotic energies that just exist.
sometimes they are called…
“stress / anxiety”
“sadness / loneliness”
“judgement / anger”
“racism / violence”
“money / capitalism”
““government / society”
“the news / social media”
“reactivity / triggers”
“procrastination / distraction”
“projection / displacement”
“hungry ghosts / energy vampires”
ONE OF THESE MIGHT BE INFLUENCING YOU RIGHT NOW TO MAKE THIS PURCHASE!
TAKE BACK YOUR POWER!
YOU ARE THE ONE IN CONTROL!
NO MATTER HOW
HEALED AND STRONG
WE HAVE BECOME
WE ARE STILL SUSCEPTIBLE
TO BAD VIBES
NEGATIVE INFLUENCES &
SELF-LIMITING PARADIGMS
IN CASE YOU WANNA BUY SOMETHING MORE THAN $15
AND IT SEEMS LIKE YOU HAVE TO DO IT RIGHT NOW
JUST TO GET IT OUT OF THE WAY AND GET IT OVER WITH
OR TO “BECOME THE NEW VERSION OF YOU
WHO HAS THIS RANDOM THING”
…MAYBE, JUST DON’T? 😂
WE ALREADY KNOW
YOU’RE GONNA BE A MILLIONAIRE,
SO YOU GOTTA THINK
LIKE ONE TODAY!!!
1. Have you bought this before and really liked it? (yes/no)
2. Have you seen it in-person and already tried it out? (yes/no)
3. Has it been more than 2 weeks since you learned about this? (yes/no)
4. Will you use it more than 12 times (at least once per month)? (yes/no)
5. Would a trusted ally or Bolivian shaman say it’s worth the cost? (yes/no)
6. Have you already tried a generic version or cheaper alternative first? (yes/no)
7. Is this from a non-MAGA business (vs. amazon/big tech)? (yes/no)
8. Does this item solve a problem you’ve actually experienced in the last 30 days? (yes/no)
9. Will this bring you sustained joy and abundant health? (yes/no)
10. Could you afford this thing, if you still had your old job? (yes/no)
IF YOU ANSWERED “YES” FOR 7/10…
GO AHEAD AND INVEST IN THE EXPERIENCE BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT MONEY IS FOR.
IF YOU ANSWERED LESS THAN 7/10…
BABE, JUST PIVOT ONTO THE NEXT THING AND TREAT YOURSELF WITH “10 STEPS FOR IMMEDIATE GOOD VIBES” INSTEAD.
YOUR ANCESTORS
YOUR family
and YOUR friends
are all rooting
FOR you RIGHT NOW!!!
NOW, GO MAKE THEM PROUD!
🥰
PS: THC CAUSES DEPRESSION. YOU DO NOT WANT MORE DEPRESSION.
