ZEN 🪬

RECOVERY

10 STEPS FOR INSTANT

GOOD VIBES

  1. TURN OFF YOUR SILLY PHONE

  2. TURN ON HEALING FREQUENCIES

  3. TAKE BIG DEEP BREATHS

  4. DRINK GLASS OF LEMON WATER

  5. SMELL SOME ESSENTIAL OILS

  6. LIE DOWN ON FLOOR OR BED

  7. BREW A LITTLE CUP OF TEA

  8. GO OUTSIDE FOR SUNSHINE

  9. MASSAGE YOUR FACE + NECK

  10. SIT WITH A FUN PICTURE BOOK

x repeat as many times as you want

…just remember, you’re hot as fuck

and we’re all rooting for you!!!

NO MATTER HOW

HEALED AND STRONG

WE HAVE BECOME

WE ARE STILL SUSCEPTIBLE

TO BAD VIBES

NEGATIVE INFLUENCES &

SELF-LIMITING PARADIGMS 

STRATEGY FOR RESISTING

CONSUMERISM EXCESS

1. Have you bought this before and really liked it? (yes/no)

2. Have you seen it in-person and already tried it out? (yes/no)

3. Has it been more than 2 weeks since you learned about this? (yes/no)

4. Will you use it more than 12 times (at least once per month)? (yes/no)

5. Would a trusted ally or Bolivian shaman say it’s worth the cost? (yes/no)

6. Have you already tried a generic version or cheaper alternative first? (yes/no)

7. Is this from a non-MAGA business (vs. amazon/big tech)? (yes/no)

8. Does this item solve a problem you’ve actually experienced in the last 30 days? (yes/no)

9. Will this bring you sustained joy and abundant health? (yes/no)

10. Could you afford this thing, if you still had your old job? (yes/no)

YOUR ANCESTORS

YOUR family

and YOUR friends

are all rooting

FOR you RIGHT NOW!!!

NOW, GO MAKE THEM PROUD! 

EVERYTHING’S CHILL

BABE

THOSE SUBSTANCES

ARE JUST DEPLETING

YOUR BEAUTIFUL AURA 😂

11 ENERGETIC EVILS

COMPLAINTS

JUDGEMENT

FEAR

VIOLENCE

PERFECTION

CRAVINGS / EXCESS

ILLUSIONS

ALCOHOL

DRUG ABUSE

EVIL MONEY

Where attention goes, energy flows.